Stupid things I've said this week (in English)

1. "It is but that I have to go to the farmacia."
2. "Ceci n'est pas un pigeon." (I know this is partly French.)
3. "I have no idea what day it is."
4. "I understood the first sentence."
5. "Totti is so sexy."
6. "Do you yet have need of this stone?"

I'm sure this post will be shortly followed by Stupid things I've said this week (in Italian).